Amsterrrrrdammers
Let me just start by saying - COOOOOOLLLL!!!!

This place is cooler than anthing I've ever seen before. Crazier places, cozier places, more energetic places and more prostitutes than you could shake a stiff stick at... incredible people, and more unique cultures than I could ever have imagined in one place before now.

Well. I arrived at Centraal Station first thing Thursday morning, after catching an early train out of Schiphol airport, and was immediately scammed by the first dodgy tourist-swindler in the street out of my only 5 euros for showing me to my hostel, "The Flying Pig" Downtown. Which if I'd known it at the time I could almost have seen from the station!
The hostel reception consisted of a large ring of huge cushions around a couple of tables, (where the haze of dope smoke constantly pours from the many dazed and confused tourists that seem to spend their entire European holidays stuck in the same cushions) a pool-table, and a bar. Very chilled out and very cozy - gezellig!

Anyway, my timing in arriving in this city could not have been better, for yesterday was Koninginnedag - Queen's day, and before this day I had not known what the word 'party' meant. The entire city, and by entire city I mean the ENTIRE city was one huge party ground, and it seemed to me that the entire world had migrated to Amsterdam just to share this gobsmacking event.
This is a picture of one of the famous grachten - canals - of Amsterdam, on Queen's day. (Compare to the above picture of a canal, which was taken on Friday afternoon)

This is the entrance to the famous Vondel Park in uptown Amsterdam:

I've honestly never seen so many people in one place at one time. (I reccomend clicking on the photos to see the big versions!) Perhaps this is a beauty of coming from a small and fairly quiet country like NZ - everything here is so new, it's an absolute treat!
Well, I've been attempting to speak Dutch to every Dutchy I come across. And most are so happy to help, it's awesome.
My first experience of the speed at which people speak their native language came when I decided to try my first Dutch conversation... with the customs official at Schiphol airport. So I walk up to him and say, confidently and clearly, "Goedemorgen!" (good morning).
And he opens his mouth and says... something...
Now, for some obscure reason, I had imagined my first short Dutch conversation would have run more smoothly than this. And I was going to try my hardest to make it so...
So I open my mouth. And I say the dutch equivalent of "yeeaa..noo..wait.. yes! umm... no?"
And he gives me a look.
And repeats himself clearly, in English:
"Do you live here?"
Well, it's only been uphill from here. It's been great to see Sharon and meet a couple of her friends, very helpful Dutch teachers. My brain feels completely choppsy right now, combining the complete reality shift of being in Europe with constantly straining to follow Dutch conversations, and I'm loving just taking each day and night as it comes without worrying whether I get 8 hours sleep or only 2.
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Until next time!
--Mete















